Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo, Sam Brownback, Tommy Thompson and Jim Gilmore have all lost.
This guy just happened to be the last one alive at the bottom of the rat-infested, stinking pile of filth known as the 2008 right’s field.
You knew that I couldn’t stay away from trashing Rudy Giuliani, even though he lost the race to be our 911th president.
Is Rudy Giuliani’s Business Collapsing Like The Twin Towers He Happened To Be Near On 9/11?
It appears that Rudy runs a business as terribly as he ran his presidential campaign. The New York Post is reporting that Giuliani and Partners is laying off at least 5 employees.
Hmmm. I wonder what caused the firm to have to issue the layoffs. 9/11? The New York Times?
John McCain Is An Un-American
Literally, it seems.
Via Oliver Willis, we discover that John McCain was in fact born on a naval base in Panama.
Why does Juan McCain hate our troops so much? Why?
Apparently Juan McCain doesn’t think the United States is the greatest country ever to exist in the entire solar system, period, or else. If he did, well, he would have chosen to be born here, because Republican zygotes are sentient beings! Duh!
Go home Panama Juan!